FAQ's
FAQ #1: We'll start this off with the number one frequently asked question: What will Sam do for the people if he is elected?
Answer? He will do whatever is in his power to make every city in America, cleaner, safer, and crime free. Sam will also make sure that the homelessness rates go down and employment rates go up.
FAQ #2: Question number two: How does Sam plan to eradicate Sheldon the duck?
Answer? Quote Sam, "Sheldon the duck is a tough competitor, and as a matter of fact we actually agree on a select few policies, so, to answer your question, I will not try to eradicate my opponent, but rather, logical deconstruct his campaign and lead this country as a calm and capable individual.
FAQ #3: By the time your term has ended, what do you want this country to look like?
Answer? I want this country to look like -put simply- the modern American Dream. A big thing for me is gun violence. By the time I'm out of office, I want gun violence to be down 90 per cent. Another big thing is economic opportunity. I believe that anyone willing to work hard enough is entitled to a fair shot at what they want. One more thing I want to talk about is animal rights. Some of you may know that there are several regulations put in by government funded organizations to stop animal cruelty, but what some of you may not know is that these regulations only protect a small amount of animals subject to cruelty.
FAQ #4: What is your position on Comprehensive Immigration Reforms?
Answer? Supported.
FAQ #5: How are your kids taking all this publicity?
Answer? My kids are actually taking it all quite well. I expected some shock and resistance, but they seem to have adapted and are now thinking it is quite enjoyable. In short, my kids and wife are all very supportive of my campaign, which I am very thankful for.