Hello. I am Sam the seagull, and I'm running for president. Now, you may have heard of Sheldon the duck running, but -pardon the pun- the guy is a quack. But enough negativity toward a solid opponent. Here's my profile.
About me: I started out as a normal seagull politician-governor of New Mexico-then proceeded to twist facts and manipulate people to get where I am now. My interest in politics started in high school, where I was captain of the debate team. I graduated a valedictorian and went to college (Carnegie Melon), where I majored in political science and graduated with a 4.0 average GPA. middle row
My credentials:
-Was captain of my high school debate team
-Graduated a valedictorian in high school
-Majored in political science
-Pursued law studies for 3 years
-Graduated college with a 4.0 average
About me: I started out as a normal seagull politician-governor of New Mexico-then proceeded to twist facts and manipulate people to get where I am now. My interest in politics started in high school, where I was captain of the debate team. I graduated a valedictorian and went to college (Carnegie Melon), where I majored in political science and graduated with a 4.0 average GPA. middle row
My credentials:
-Was captain of my high school debate team
-Graduated a valedictorian in high school
-Majored in political science
-Pursued law studies for 3 years
-Graduated college with a 4.0 average
In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.